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San Francisco Zoo Valentine's Day Sex Tours
San Francisco Zoo Valentine's Day Sex Tours
By: © Nelson Taylor 2012
If you're loveless this Valentine's Day, don't just sit at home playing with your monkey. Give your personal play-thing a rest and venture to the San Francisco Zoo, where every V-Day penguin keeper Jane Tollini gives a live-action tour of how the real monkeys play.
After noticing that penguins get a little horny every February, Tollini thought she'd have some fun. So in 1989 she cut out hearts, decorated the penguin pool, put some Johnny Mathis on the boombox and invited a select crew of friends and colleagues to enjoy the show. There's nothing like a little session or two of hide-the-sausage to make a crowd crazy. In fact, Tollini's bonanza of beastly butts and boobs has become so popular that it's a reservation-only affair, where tickets go for $40 for four-hour tour, 45-minutes of which are on the jungle love train.
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