Middle of Nowhere Celebration

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Middle of Nowhere Celebration

By: © Nelson Taylor 2012

This one takes the cake for the saddest excuse for a gathering. Every June, the poor people of Ainsworth celebrate their boring lives in the "Middle of Nowhere" with wacky events such as a fashion show for 5-year olds, a parade and fireworks. Truly incredible!

Yet, it gets even more depressing...the town's nickname came from Walter Ray Williams, a pro bowler, who mentioned on national television that he was traveling to the "Middle of Nowhere" for the World Horseshoe Tournament, which they hosted in 1986. Get a life, Ainsworth!

Middle of Nowhere Celebration - When, Where and More Info Please

When: June every year
Where: Ainsworth, NE, U.S.A.
More Info Please: For more info call 402/387-2740.
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America Bizarro

The above snippet is just one of a collection of 240 off-beat articles on 2camels from Nelson Taylor's wonderful America Bizarro.

America Bizarro is a unique travel guide that celebrates humorously interesting, pop-culture kitschy and off-the-map odd festivals, out-of-the-way gatherings, kooky conventions, conferences and contests throughout the United States.

America Bizarro by Nelson Taylor

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